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Reports Indicate that Obama Had Fling with Miss Israel

Could Ethiopian Israeli Beauty Become the First Jewish First Lady?

By: David Shear
Published: April 1st, 2013 in News » World
President Obama with Shimon Peres and Yityish Aynaw
Despite many public and probably even more private instances of infidelity, presidential marriages have always been stable throughout history with only one divorcee president, Ronald Reagan, who was divorced so early in life that voters didn’t care.

But today comes word from The White House that what appeared to be one of the strongest presidential marriages ever may be in serious trouble following new developments that have just come to light, following President Obama’s recent visit to Israel.

Shalom Life has just learned that while there were several “highlights” during U.S. President Barack Obama’s trip, it’s one fateful meeting in particular which has resulted in White House staffers, and the First Lady Michelle Obama, seeing nothing but red.

The meeting in question was between the President and Yityish Aynaw, a 22-year-old jaw-dropping beauty who was crowned the first black Miss Israel in the country’s history earlier this year.

While White House officials confirmed that President Obama had “insisted” upon inviting the beautiful Aynaw to a March 21st gala dinner hosted by Shimon Peres, Israel’s president, the party line from the White House has been a terse “no comment”.

Photographs show Mr. Obama looking absolutely smitten when he first laid eyes on the tall, raving beauty for the first time. Mrs. Obama — who vacationed separately from her husband last month — didn’t make the trip to Israel.

Aynaw, who emigrated to Israel from Ethiopia at the age of 12 with her Jewish grandparents after the death of her mother, apparently made such a good impression on the President, he invited her back to his hotel room after the meeting and sources say she didn’t leave until early the next morning.

Call it a schoolgirl crush, but according to many witnesses, Aynaw was just as smitten with the president as he was with her.

“For me, he is a role model who broke down barriers, a source of inspiration that proves that every person really can reach any height, regardless of their religion, race or gender,” she said when asked about the nature of their relationship.

She would not comment about the reports of her visit to his hotel room.

One Israeli photographer, Yossi Shlipit, claims to have been taking photos of the Dead Sea on March 22 when he spotted the President walking hand in hand with Aynaw before the two of them jumped into the water together, laughing and joking with one another.

When Shlipt began to take photos of the couple, he was quickly surrounded by three burly Sevret Service agents who took the camera.

“I know it was Obama and Miss Israel,” insists Shlipt. “I was at the ceremony when she was crowned, and a woman that beautiful you never forget. They were splashing together and hugging each other as if they were a couple on their honeymoon. I suppose it would be good for Israel if the president married an Israeli,” joked Shlipt.

Neither the President, nor the First Lady have responded to the rumours at this time.

The above article is all fiction. Well, except for Yityish Aynaw being jaw-droopingly beautiful. That's all truth. Happy April Fool's.

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