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More Anti-Semitic Apps on the Way

"Where's Israel?" and "Jew Trap" just two of the new apps announced just in time for Christmas.
By: Fictional News Staff
Published: June 24th, 2011 in News » World
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The good news Jewish groups received from the CEO of Apple when he decided to remove its “ThirdIntifadah” application from its App Store on Wednesday, June 23, citing the Arab-language app’s call for violence against Israel, was short-lived.

Today, in a stunning announcement, Apple has began marketing some of its new applications which are sure to be met with opposition from the global Jewish community.

In a statement released on June 24, Apple’s Head of Application Approvals, Khalid “Tiny” Ahmadinejad, announced some of the new apps which will be available just in time for Christmas.

“I am most excited by our new ‘Throw the Jew down the Well’ app, in which players can actually simulate the feeling of pushing a Zionist pig down a deep well, to his or her death. This App is sure to be called “anti-Semitic” by the Jews and his Western allies, but how can it be, when the game comes from a movie starring a Jew, Sasha Baron Cohen called Borat?,” read the statement. “We are also excited to a new app, based on the famous, much-loved children’s game, ‘Where’s Waldo?’. Our new app will be called ‘Where’s Israel?’ and by touching their screens, users can actually removes Israel from a map of the Middle East and watch it fall into the sea. Please don’t tell me there’s anything anti-Semitic about that one. Just imagine the kids’ faces when, on Christmas Day, the infidels who believe in Christ and practice Catholicism, they can make Israel disappear as it rightly should!”

Other new apps mentioned in the statement include: “Jewpardy,” “Jew Trap” (based on Mouse Trap) and Zionist Twister in which the coloured circles on the mat, are replaced with the faces of Israeli leaders.

The above article is fictional. Apple doesn't announce upcoming releases of their apps so we really wouldn't know if these apps did exist, although Jewpardy sounds quite fun.

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