Israeli Spy Rabbits Undergoing Iranian Torture

Published: January 6th 2011
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Israeli Spy Rabbits

It’s been said that truth is stranger than fiction, and if Iran’s recent claims that Israel has embedded microscopic cameras in the ears and rectums of “spy rabbits” smuggled into the country by Israelis is true, then that axiom would appear correct.


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad recently appeared on Iranian television claiming that several of the rabbits in question have been captured within close proximity of Iran’s three watery borders: Gulf of Oman, Persian Gulf, and the Caspian Sea.


According to a close aide of President Ahmadinejad, the rabbits, 4 males and 7 females, have been subject to severe torture in an effort to make them relinquish any information, either verbally or through visible physical traits that the President believes Israeli scientists have injected into the rabbits’ respective DNA.


While Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu calls Ahmadinejad’s claims “the rantings of a mad man,” the Iranian President may have seen his country’s public image suffer internationally as Canadian Actress and former Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson, an advocate of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is outraged.


“Can you imagine, stuffing a tiny camera up a rabbit’s ass?” asked the outraged actress. “Think about it; and their ears are so big and furry and cute, how can you put a camera in there. I heard stuff about this Ahminadinnerjacket guy in the past, but that was just, um, stuff, about how the Holocaust never happened, and how Israel should be destroyed. I never gave him much attention, but this is serious.”


The above piece is fictional.  But, with the way things are going, could very well become reality.

Related articles: (Rabbits, Spies, Iran, Mossad, PETA, Pamela Anderson)
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