Tweets of the Week



By: STEPHEN ARBIB  
Published: June 24th 2010
in Culture » Society

Jewish Tweets

We scour Twitter every week to bring you the top tweets of the week from Jewish personalities:

 

Sarah Silverman: @sarahksilverman

 

Dear my ob-gyn: In the future could you not wait for me to be spread eagle to bring up last week’s True Blood?

 

Fat Jew: @fatjew

 

Jonah Hill is so fat that movie should be called “Get Him to the Greek Salad.”

 

Ben Stiller: @RedHourBen

 

We have to cut our dependence on oil. Except olive oil. –Right, because that would kill the Caprese salad industry.

 

Drake: @drakkardnoir

 

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

 

Joan Rivers: @joan_rivers

 

I was a terrible gift-giver. You know what I used to give my dad on Father’s Day? My bills from Mother’s Day.

 

And one more from our friend, Fat Jew:

 

Why does Cotton need to advertise? We’ll always love and need you, it’s like having commercials for big boobs.



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