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WATCH: Jon Stewart Addresses Uproar over his "Secret" Meeting with President Obama

“Something is not a secret just because you don’t know about it"

By: Daina Goldfinger

Published: July 30th, 2015 in Culture » TV » News

WATCH: Jon Stewart Addresses Uproar over his "Secret" Meeting with President Obama

This week, many news outlets have reported on a secret meeting that occurred between President Barack Obama and popular television host and comedian, Jon Stewart.

Last night, Stewart appeared on The Daily Show, and confirmed that the meeting with Obama was not so secret. He even shared a picture of the two drinking a milkshake to prove that the meeting was not secret (see above).

“Something is not a secret just because you don’t know about it,” said Stewart. “If the president tells you to and you don’t, who the fuck knows what would happen?”

Stewart called out Fox News and Politico for their irresponsible and over-hyped news coverage that the meeting between himself and Obama was secret, and also jokingly revealed that he was invited tot the White House to hang out with Obama, eat nachos and watch King Ralph. He explained that the two discussed the Affordable Care Act website and various salmon dishes.

“It was a roundtable meeting with the President, Elvis – still alive – Minister [Louis] Farrakhan, and the Area 51 alien. We opened with the traditional Saul Alinsky prayer, sucked on the blood of the righteous, and took turns f*cking a replica of the Reagan eye socket. The real Reagan eye socket is kept in the Smithsonian and is only f*cked on Christmas.”

Damn.

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