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Porn Star James Deen Would Rather Send “Dick Pics” To His Rabbi Than Eat at Opera Bar

Everyone’s favorite Jewish porn star writes a scathing review of Sydney Opera House’s restaurant

By: Ashley Baylen

Published: August 4th, 2014 in Culture » Society » News

James Deen posts to his blog regularly, sharing interesting stories about his job, recent film shoots, and other porn industry-related information with his fans. However, after a terrible experience at the Sydney Opera House’s Opera Bar this past weekend, he’s added yet another hyphen to his ever-growing job title: Restaurant Reviewer.

Deen was visiting Sydney, Australia to take pictures and sign autographs for his fans at Sexpo. Based on a friend’s recommendation, he stopped by Opera House for what he assumed would be a tasty, quick bite to eat in between engagements.

His experience ended up being so terrible that he felt compelled to share with his followers.

"[I'd] rather have someone with dysentery shit into my eyes while i am forced to listen to hanson on repeat and sing creed. i rather lick the inside of a glory hole than have any of this bullshit excuse for “food” enter my mouth ever again. i rather send dick pics to my rabbi," Deen began.

"the system of ordering was stupid. you went to a bar and told them what you wanted. then they stared at you when you said you haven’t chosen your seat yet. after that you are given a number and forced to wait for a hour before a server comes over and bitches at you for not telling them where you’re sitting EVEN THOUGH YOU ALREADY TOLD 4 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!... then the food. oh my god the “food”. it was so bad. my steak tasted like salt that someone pissed meat juice on. it was so bad. the brussel sprouts were literally burnt to ashes. the risotto was actual soup. the pizza was basically grease on a cracker…. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP PIZZA!!!!!???? uggggg horrible."

This hasn’t been a pleasant couple weeks for the Sydney Opera House. John Malkovich referred to the acoustics as “hideous”, recommending that people choose to put on staged productions in another location.

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